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Grand Old Party, Please Go Away.

All of you, please.

Please stop embarrassing your colleagues in Congress. Please stop embarrassing your states and districts you represent. Please stop embarrassing your voters. Please stop embarrassing your friends. Please stop embarrassing your families.

Please stop embarrassing yourselves. Please stop embarrassing this country.

The “maverick” who isn't maverickly enough to buck the most unpopular President in recorded Presidential history. Please go away!

The “reform hockey mom” who has scandal, after scandal, after scandal coming down the pipeline at every single moment with hypocrisy that would give the Pharisees a run for their money. Please go away!

The campaign that could get to the center of the Earth’s core and still wouldn’t reach its nadir. The one that features its main advisor, who acts like a five year little boy (and that is offensive to all little boys born in 2003, as well as girls too) whenever him or his immature clowns don’t get their way when the media does its job for a change. Who says in a campaign where the average voter of years past disinterested in politics is hurting at every second of the day, “This election is not about the issues.” Who is downright ugly, mean, and proudly impertinent. Please go away!

The party that continues to have an ex-NYC mayor who divided that city with his racist, divisive politics and continues to shame himself with his track record of adultery by coming on TV and just being a joke of a man. Please go away!

The party that features another pretentious figure far from acting his age and far from any sort of integrity. A figure head of absolute slime ball bile having a supposed friendship come in the way of putting the country in the direction of his primary beliefs? A man who in all honesty is a Republican for this, and in all honesty would suffer a worse fate than Lot’s wife if he ever looked back. He knows the damage has been done, and he is talking the gamble that will either save or shatter his now tarnished and shameful career. The latter needs to be seen. Please go away!

To all these “out of touch” fools who decide to have a party on Saturday night because they don’t really care about their fellow Americans potentially enduring another disastrous hurricane, and proudly and openly have lobbyists there like they are apart of a missionary group, please go away! I mean hell, even ABC News reported on this story. Not a liberal blog, not a supposed “angry left” site as that fright of a sight at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue said last night. ABC News.

You are the only people who could help revive the stagnant and sad careers (if you could even call them that) of Paris Hilton, Daddy Yankee and now Lindsay Lohan. We didn’t need to see more of them, but because of your mind boggling insanity, we did. Please go away!

Don’t even expatriate yourselves to another country, I wouldn’t wish that fate on anybody, probably not even our deepest enemies because it will give them another excuse for the some in the world to continue to lose faith in us. The trust that America has the world’s interest as part of their governing isn’t there anymore because of you. Heck, make it extra terrestrial. Go all the way past Pluto, because you certainly have enough money combine to do just that. Please go away!

And tonight, I don’t want to hear about that ex-mayor speak his disgusting drivel. In fact, it is bestowing a quid pro quo by calling it that, because the preferred word for what he will speak tonight can’t be uttered in these confines. Nor the Vice President nominee who goes into hiding and doesn’t even take an interview from the press outside of People’s Magazine with her new boss’ family, a fluff piece if there ever was that still has holes in it. She is hidden from our view until tonight, where she practices going over her speech written by people apart of the current administration. You know, that 28% administration. The ones that lead 80% of this country to say that we are headed on the wrong track.

Not surprisingly, that is not hard to believe when the conductors behind that train are nut cases, pathological liars, and steadfast in their partisan mindsets. I’m not saying there are some Democrats that don’t partake in the very same things, because there are. If there wasn’t, would this country be in the position it is in? Would we still have this President in the Cheney Administration, let alone this administration? Would we past a bill like FISA, even with its new amendments? And would Congress approval rating be this low, although people who vote on how Congress is so bad don’t know a damn thing about what bills were being passed and what bills were being gridlocked?

But all that lies on the unstable cerebrals of those who have an elephant as their party mascot. And sadly, they are still here. To spew their calumny and think the people are still dummies, figuring they are going to get away with it because they have nothing of substance to talk about? Talk that will actually help the proletariat, the sane, the poor, and the vastly major of Americans who need help, real bad would be great, but no, you aren’t going to hear this from the old white guys club.

Please go away, all of you! You embarrass cats, dogs, alligators, polar bars, and every other animal (unless you make them extinct because of your anti-environment ways). You embarrass the circuses with how much of a frightening show you put on. You embarrass even the vagabonds on the street who you probably don’t even give a thought on when you walk by them on the street.

You embarrass your own shadows. You embarrass oxygen for even breathing it. You embarrass everything.

Please go away. Please go away forever.